What ya reading Daddy?

Ammon was sitting to one side of the chair, leaving just enough room for a little Glen to sit next him. Glen's expressions are priceless!

 So Daddy, what are you reading about?

 Well, Glen, let me tell you.  I'm reading about psychometrics. What's that Daddy?

Well, right now I'm reading about the reliability and...
NO DADDY! NO MORE! I'M DONE! WHERE'S MOM?